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things from bly manor that i’m still not over (it’s been four months)

danisapphic:

• dani’s gay panic when jamie walks in the kitchen
• jamie’s Gay Strut™ when she walks in the kitchen 
• the “all right, good work, keep it up!” thing jamie says when dani and miles and flora are working the garden 
• the literal eye sex jamie and dani have during like EVERY scene 
• “chin up, poppins!” 
  
• jamie making dani laugh when no one else could 
• the Love v Possession conversation that takes place on the couch 
• *hand holding*
• “who the hell knew?” 
  
• “i promise i don’t need you to be my date to owen’s mum’s funeral” 
  
• “can you help me get this thing off?” “blimey!” 
• “there’ll be serious consequences” *winks*
  
• JAMIE’S ENTIRE FUNERAL OUTFIT WAS SO FUCKING HOT
• THE SCENE WHERE SHE TAKES OFF HER EARRING AND SHOES IN THE KITCHEN JESUS GOD 
• “oi, dead boyfriend! give it up mate! it’s over!” 
  
• once again jamie making dani laugh when no one else could 
• “are you sure?” “yes” “thank fuck” 
  
• the KISS
• the PASSION 
• the FDHJSDGHDSUASKDKSD 
• “poppins, you flirt!” 
  
• *dani making bad tea to impress jamie* 
• *jamie spitting out aforementioned tea but trying to do it discreetly so she doesn’t hurt dani’s feelings*
• I think Dani’s Tea Making Skills™ deserves and honorable mention 
• jamie’s outfit that she wears when she walks into the kitchen before taking dani out into her moonflower garden 
• THE MOONFLOWER SPEECH AAAAH 
• The KISS
• I will Sob™
• They spent the night together and that morning after was sweet tbh
• “there are other nights, and there will be other nights” 
  
• *K I S S* 
• how jamie came back that night and rescued the love of her life 
• jamie hearing dani’s scream and immeadiately sprinting towards her 
• “it’s ok, shhh, it’s ok” 
  
• “do you want company? while you wait for your beast in the jungle, do you want company?” 
  
• THE HAND KISS AND THE PINKY LINK I WILL CRY AGAIN 
• The Leafling 
• “I’m actually pretty in love with you, as it turns out” 
  
• The adorable apartment and kitchen
• The leg intertwine thing that dani and jamie do when they’re watching a movie together
• “you’re my best friend, and the love of my life
  
• SHE HID. THE RING. IN THE PLANT. I WILL CRY. 
• dani and jamie went to paris but we never got to see it but it still deserves a mention 
• they both looked Good™ when they were in owen’s restaurant 
• JAMIE AND DANI SHARING A CIGARETTE 
• “oh baby, come here…” (UNSCRIPTED!) 
  
• “if you can’t feel anything, i’ll feel everything for the both of us.” 
  
• “she couldn’t risk her most important thing, her most important person…” 
  
• I love you with every piece of me I have left
• Dani wouldn’t. Dani would never.
• “The water will wash away the delicate features of her beautiful, perfect face…” 
• “It’s not a ghost story.” “No?” “It’s a love story.” “Same thing, really.”       
• Jamie checking the reflections in her tub and sink and mirror always and leaving a door cracked open for Dani 
• that very final shot with dani’s hand on jamie’s shoulder, to show that she never left her, and never will. 

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the-macra:

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~”
Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

This post is a blessing

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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

Oh my god they were phishing

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annoyedlord:

Played Among Us with friends last night and one player (Spinach) murdered me really quickly so I went “But I just wanted us to hold hands :(…” to which he answered “Oh, I’ll hold your hand then, next round.” And we spent easily 3 to 4h buddying together through all our games and we never killed each other but always having each other’s backs. 

One game in peculiar, he follows me like usual and stay by me. Never do any task, but stay with me no matter what which I found odd, but maybe he was waiting for me to finish my tasks so he could go on with his. Then the screen darken. Impostors won. He was Impostor but never attacked me, he literally bodyguarded me from the other imposter (WHO DID A FUCKING RAMPAGE BECAUSE WE DID MAYBE ONE MEETING??) and that was adorable of him.

but yeah. rampage happened while he was just babysitting me doing my wires.

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i feel seen

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ntmss:

I’m shy at first, then BOOM most annoying person you’ve ever met

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homeworkforpigeons:

me: *writes fic*

me: great! time to post to ao3-

ao3 summary box: *exists*

me: 

ao3 summary box:

me:

ao3 summary box: 

me:

Ooh, this is actually kinda a neat thing, because you can think of it as a checklist:

• Who: Main character(s)
• Why: Character goal or desire (stated)
  
• Why: Character need (implied)
• When: Inciting Incident
• What: Means (that achieves the goal/need)
  
• Where: Place A >> Place B
• How: The Plan
• Obstacle(s): antagonist or challenge

For example:

• Who: Bilbo Baggins, a respectable hobbit of Hobbiton
• Why: Treasure, wealth (stated)
  
• Why: Adventure, self-respect (implied)
• When: After supper
• What: Quest
• Where: Hobbiton >> The Lonely Mountain
• How: A company of dwarves, a wizard, and an ancient map and key
  
• Main antagonist(s): a dragon

Thus, in less than 100 words:

• Bilbo Baggins is a respectable hobbit in Hobbiton, never making any trouble or having any adventures. But when a wizard and a company of dwarves invite themselves to dinner, Bilbo finds himself joining their quest from the shires of Hobbiton to the legendary Lonely Mountain, the home of a long lost treasure, and quite, possibly, a dragon.  

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The Anatomy of Story by John Truby is a really good book by the by, if anyone’s interested in this sort of thing.

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“Pay attention to what people say out of anger, they’ve been dying to tell you that.”

— Unknown
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livinglavidanuda:

L E T   T H E M 

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